So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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