You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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