yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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