I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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