found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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