I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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