try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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