Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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