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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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(530): View more from California

If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Boobs speak an international language.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs

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(415): View more from California

Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.

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