Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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