Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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