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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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