why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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