so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
