Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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