i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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