You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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