we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
