Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
home. puking in laundry basket.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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