My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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