We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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