i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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