My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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