Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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