I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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