He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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