Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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