i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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