He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
