so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
