You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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