Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
