i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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