why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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