come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
