Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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