Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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