I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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