if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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