Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
