I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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