ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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