I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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