no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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