the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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