you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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