So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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