Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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