i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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