Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
How did I end up in the pool?!
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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