Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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