Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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